Oh ya. It’s here. It’s hump day. Or as we like to call it in this house CSA DAY! Wednesday’s are pick up day for our Dilner Farm’s CSA, and I get very, very excited to see what’s in my box. Can you guess what’s in my box? Write down your guesses.
Really? Not done yet?
Now? Okay! Great! Let’s see if YOU could figure out what was in my box!
First up….. a giant head of romaine lettuce. Woot! Score. If you love salads, and oh, I do love salads, this is a very happy sight indeed. If you guessed lettuce give yourself 5 points.
And following lettuce we have …I have no idea! This one I have to look up! Turns out it’s a red beet. Woot! Never had a red beet. If anyone has any red beet recipes that they love, please feel free to share! If you guessed red beets, give yours 7 points and hug the next person you see.
BUT WAIT! There’s more. If you had these humdingers on your list, give yourself 14 points and make yourself a drink, you deserve it. They’re lean, they’re mean, they’re totally green. That’s right. Garlic scapes.
It’s cool. I didn’t know what in the hell they were either.
Next up is my absolute favorite in the whole widest world. If you had strawberries as something that might be in my box, you were correct. Way to go! Give yourself 643 points and make a note to have your blood pressure checked. I care about your health.
Would my box be complete without two ripe tomatoes? No. It wouldn’t. A correct guess here gets you minus 378 points, because I hate tomatoes, and quite frankly, you should know that by now.
And finally… presenting two things together because it’s getting late and I still have to do my INSANE workout…… a cucumber and what could possible be the world’s largest zucchini! Were these on your list? 73 points. A piece.
Add up all of your points, divide it by two, multiply it by PI and if your total spells out BOOB on your calculator, you WIN!
That’s been this week’s exciting installation of Guess What’s In My Box. Tune in next week when we will once again dive right on in to my box and see what’s rattling around!
Yours in fresh produce,