Happy Hump Day! Unless you work a non standard schedule, in which case Wednesday probably has no meaning to you. It does, however, mean something in this house. That’s right. It’s CSA day! Which is like Christmas, minus the drunk relatives at dinner.
It also means it’s time for this week’s exciting edition of Guess What’s In My Box!
This week I was in for several very nice surprises. And if you said, ‘A surprise? That can only mean on thing. Blueberries!’, give yourself 10 points.
Next up we had something that sounds like wap weas. If you guessed snap peas, give yourself 17 points and take a week off from folding laundry. I have actually never had a snap pea in my life, so unsure of their edibleness, I found a taste tester.
I reach my hand into my box and pull out… what? What is this? If you thought it was bread give yourself 435 points and buy a lotto ticket tomorrow. I gotta feeling about you…
Would my box be complete without two zucchini and a cucumber? No. No it wouldn’t. If your guesses about what might be in box included our three green friends, give yourself 34 points and call your mother. She misses you.
We also got our very own vampire deterrent system. That’s right. If you guessed fresh garlic, add 34 points to your score and stock up on Beano.
And finally, what have we here? I will give you one hint. It’s cauliflower. If you guessed cauliflower, give yourself minus 598 points and some ranch dip, cause you can have it. I do not like cauliflower. Even the name sounds gross.
And there you have it – a detailed list of everything in my box. To see if you’ve won add up all of your points, make yourself a caulitini, dump it down the sink, make a REAL DRINK OUT OF SOMETHING THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE ILLNESS, and make an effort to say something nice to someone tomorrow.
I’m sure you will be on pins and needles until next week’s edition of What’s In My Box (spoiler alert: fruits and also vegetables).
Yours in fresh bread,